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Freak Finder Kit

Regular price $75.00

Why caffeine control feels better

Better Sleep: More deep rest, fewer ceiling stares — up to 45 minutes more.

More Energy: Lower, timed caffeine means steady focus without the crash.

Less Stomach Acid: Gentler on your gut — less caffeine, less acid activation.

Less Anxiety: A calmer system, a clearer mind, and total control of your day.

Includes

  • 12 oz bag of Just Vibes - 0% Caffeine (Decaf)
  • 12 oz bag of Lightly Buzzed - 25% Caffeine
  • 12 oz bag of Balanced - 50% Caffeine
  • 12 oz bag of Controlled Chaos - 75% Caffeine
  • 12 oz bag of Full Throttle - 100% Caffeine
  • Tasting Note Cards
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Sugarcane Decaf

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This is your caffeine calibration lab. Inside are five blends, each dialed to a specific percentage of caffeine relative to a standard bag of coffee. Your options range from basically zero caffeine to full throttle. Brew them side by side, spread them out across your week, or share with a fellow freak. Each coffee is roasted to taste great, no matter the buzz level.

You don’t have to guess what works for you. Taste it. Feel it. Know it.

We are a B Corp

A B Corporation (B Corp) is a for-profit company that meets high standards of social and environmental performance, transparency, and accountability, balancing profit with purpose. Certified by the nonprofit B Lab, B Corps commit to using business as a force for good, considering the impact of their decisions on employees, communities, customers, and the environment.

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The Farms

While many Colombian coffees highlight the farmer, this lot from Nariño shines a light on the often-invisible workforce behind the harvest: the pickers. In Colombia, over 150,000 seasonal laborers work on steep mountainsides for piece-rate wages, often without benefits or legal protection. To change that, The Pickers Project launched in 2017, later evolving into the non-profit Manos al Grano to provide contracts, healthcare, banking access, and fair pay—bringing dignity to the people who make coffee possible.

Sourced from smallholder farms across Nariño’s high-altitude landscapes (1,400–2,000 masl), this lot blends Caturra, Castillo, and Colombia varieties. Fully washed, it delivers a balanced cup with medium body and bright sweetness. Every purchase supports equitable labor, premium farmer pay, and a more sustainable coffee future.

Born from Stone Creek Coffee, a Certified B Corp with decades of Farm to Cup experience. We’ve spent years building relationships at origin, perfecting our roast curves, and learning how to bring out the best in every bean. Want to geek out on how it’s done? Check out our Roasting Process and Farm to Cup Story to see what makes every sip worth your vibe.

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