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    Stone Creek Coffee is a Wisconsin based employee-owned B Corporation with the belief that for-profit companies have an obligation to their neighbors, their communities, and to their planet. As a B Corporation we aim to create value for our employees, our customers, our suppliers, and our environment. We aspire to create beautiful things, spaces, and experiences that impact people's lives. 

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Decelerator Kit
Decelerator Kit

Decelerator Kit

Regular price $60.00

Why caffeine control feels better

Better Sleep: More deep rest, fewer ceiling stares — up to 45 minutes more.

More Energy: Lower, timed caffeine means steady focus without the crash.

Less Stomach Acid: Gentler on your gut — less caffeine, less acid activation.

Less Anxiety: A calmer system, a clearer mind, and total control of your day.

Includes

  • 12 oz bag of Controlled Chaos - 75% Caffeine
  • 12 oz bag of Balanced - 50% Caffeine
  • 12 oz bag of Lightly Buzzed - 25% Caffeine
  • 12 oz bag of Just Vibes - 0% Caffeine (Decaf)
  • Tasting Note Cards
Grind Type:
Whole Bean
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Same ritual. Better rhythm.

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Sugarcane Decaf

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You’re not quitting coffee. You’re taking back control. This 3-week plan helps you cut your caffeine intake without giving up the flavor, focus, or feel of your daily brew. One step at a time.

The Decelerator Kit is your all-in-one coffee box set designed to help you dial down your caffeine in style — without giving up the ritual, flavor, or focus. This thoughtful coffee gift set brings together four of our signature blends, from 75% caffeinated to completely caffeine-free, so you can taper gently over three weeks or simply savor different levels at your own rhythm. Whether you're easing into decaf coffee or just want a way to reset your caffeine habits, this low caff / decaf coffee kit makes the transition smooth, intentional, and totally under your control.

We are a B Corp

A B Corporation (B Corp) is a for-profit company that meets high standards of social and environmental performance, transparency, and accountability, balancing profit with purpose. Certified by the nonprofit B Lab, B Corps commit to using business as a force for good, considering the impact of their decisions on employees, communities, customers, and the environment.

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The Farms

Sourced from Colombia’s Huila and Nariño regions, these coffees celebrate both the growers and the hands that harvest them. Our caffeinated lot comes from The Pickers Project, an initiative creating fair, legal employment for the often-invisible seasonal workforce that powers Colombia’s coffee harvest. The decaf portion hails from Ancuya, a high-elevation community where smallholder farmers cultivate Castillo and Colombia varieties alongside sugarcane used for panela. Grown between 1,400–2,000 meters and fully washed, these coffees are balanced, bright, and ethically grounded; proof that every cup can taste good and do good. Whether caffeinated or decaf, every sip supports dignified labor, equitable pay, and a more sustainable coffee future.

Born from Stone Creek Coffee, a Certified B Corp with decades of Farm to Cup experience. We’ve spent years building relationships at origin, perfecting our roast curves, and learning how to bring out the best in every bean. Want to geek out on how it’s done? Check out our Roasting Process and Farm to Cup Story to see what makes every sip worth your vibe.

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You deserve to feel great about what you buy. If you don’t love your Control Freak merch, we’ll exchange it for free.

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