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Just Vibes

Just Vibes

0% caffeinated
From $18.99
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No caffeine. No chaos.

Just Vibes is our 0% offering for those who want the ritual without the rush. It’s decaf that tastes like actual coffee, not sad bean juice.

Crafted using the sugarcane process for a clean, chemical-free decaffeination, this blend keeps flavor in and fallout out.

Made For:
Those who want the ritual without the buzz.

Purpose:
To restore calm focus—coffee flavor, zero stimulation.

When to Drink:
Late nights, deep talks, or anytime peace matters more than speed.

Control Level:
0% caffeine | Just Vibes

Lightly Buzzed

Lightly Buzzed

25% caffeinated
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Smooth, Balanced Energy.

Lightly Buzzed gives you just enough juice to stretch, smile, and get shit done—without tipping into chaos. Made with a custom blend of 25% caffeinated and 75% sugarcane-decaf beans, it’s the perfect option for light lifters, slow sippers, and vibe chasers.

Made For:
Those easing into less caffeine while keeping comfort and warmth.

Purpose:
To wind down, stay social, and sleep well—without losing the ritual.

When to Drink:
Evenings or moments you want calm, not crash.

Control Level
25% caffeine | Lightly Buzzed

Balanced

Balanced

50% caffeinated
From $18.99
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For Goldilocks days and cosmic flow states.

Some of us Control Freaks chase waves by day and spreadsheets by night. Balanced is for those who live in the in-between, who want to stay sharp, not shaky.

Made For:
Those tuning caffeine down without giving up flavor or ritual.

Purpose:
To help you feel more balanced—alive but not anxious, clear but not wired.

When to Drink:
Afternoons, second cups, recovery days.

Control Level
50% caffeine | Balanced

Controlled Chaos

Controlled Chaos

75% caffeinated
From $18.99
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Keeps you in the zone, not off the rails.

Controlled Chaos is for freaks who like to ride the edge, but not fly off it. This high-caf blend sits at 75%, giving you serious go-power without tipping into overdrive. It’s bold but balanced. Big energy with boundaries.

Made For:
People who love their coffee ritual but want smoother energy all day.

Purpose:
To fuel creative flow and conversation—steady, centered, and clear.

When to Drink:
Mid-morning through afternoon. Keeps your rhythm, not your heart rate.

Control Level:
75% caffeine | Controlled Chaos

Full Throttle

Full Throttle

100% caffeinated
From $18.99
Full Throttle
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Full energy. No apologies.

Full Throttle is for the freaks who go hard every damn day. Our 100% caffeinated blend is built to energize, execute, and maybe even destroy a to-do list or two.

Made For:
Those who demand sharp focus, fast mornings, and sustained drive.

Purpose:
To power deep work and long climbs—clean intensity without chaos.

When to Drink:
Early mornings or pre-training.

Control Level
100% caffeine | Full Throttle

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